「 ic 」 ⇒ voicemail

[deadpans]

Hey, it's Iceland. Or Eiríkur, whatever. I'm either busy right now or an infamous serial killer is currently gouging my eyes out. Leaning towards the former, though, at least most of the time. So, yeah, you know the drill: leave a message after the annoying beep tone. Leave your spam on the internet, by the way, I'm not your personal junk mailbox. Talk to you later.

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By the way, this message can self-destruct, so you better leave your message fast.

[ Beeeeeeeeep. ]